Not sure whom to vote for? Tired of the two-sides-of-the-same-coin race? Neither candidate seems worth it to you? Well, then – how about writing in Aleister Crowley as your choice??? He may be dead and British and not actually running for office, but so what? He can’t be any worse than Mittens R.Money and Barack “I said I’d close Gitmo” Obama*
More info on Uncle A.C.’s campaign here.
*Though, as Noam Chomsky said, if you live in a swing state – it’s probably best to vote for Obama, ‘cos the alternative seems much worse.